LOOK! RUSSIA!

Isn’t this whole thing idiotic anyways because politicians aren’t actually voting on passing the resolution? The resolution has already passed in the UN, and anyone who doesn’t get on board will get sanctioned, so Republicans are peacocking for their constituents by having a vote on who disapproves (which means…

You ate all the mac didn't you?

A kid in my sophomore first period English class starting vomiting because he drank a ton of liquor before school. I never understood the desire to be drunk at school. Taking something fun and doing it somewhere lame and controlled by adults kind of makes it not so fun...

I was only like 8 or 9 when that movie came out, but I had no idea he was playing a part, I just thought the developmentally disabled kid was one hell of an actor.

It's Matthew McCognahadhuirghihy.

I don't say this about many women, but I would totally do Susan.

Ahhh haha, got it! Yeah I read the book to the kids I worked with a couple years ago and legit got choked up reading. If you want to thoroughly confuse children, start crying in front of them.

Thanks! It totally is. VINEGAR STROKES.

That’s Koko! He is a she! I was obsessed with this gorilla as a child, she understood sign language and all she ever wanted was a kitten. There was a book and a PBS special about it, oh my god I am feeling things.

Great apology. I feel so much better about that now.

It would be weird for some random plebe, but when the entire empire they've built is based on the Kardashian name it seems a lot less strange. It's a business move and a healing move rolled into one.

I work with some really nice ladies, I usually eat lunch with a handful of them and have a really good rapport with everyone else. The other week I thought I lost a file (I’m a case manager) and I had a really long hard week and that just broke me even though it was no reason to and I started crying. Within 15 seconds…

I already have a break up app. It's called Eat24 and it delivers fried eggrolls...to my front door.

Yup! On my sleeve!

I think I read somewhere on this website that Kris is trying to get her name changed back to Kardashian.

I miss Undressed so bad.

You can fit what I know about barbers and stylists into one of those comb disinfecting things, but like, isn’t there a big difference in the training to become a stylist and a barber, so she would’ve fully gotten butchered by a barber? Like Sweeney Todd, but like all on her follicles?

It's from the Today show in Australia. The clip itself is pretty light hearted and humorous but their faces are so purely shocked it's getting a lot of mileage in a variety of situations. They had actually just seen footage of an enormous (like at least 40 ft) shark breaching out of the water.