Honestly...this would end in a Stephen King novellla if this were my child...I cannot explain how ballistic these parent are probably going right now. How is the world does the school allow this??

“Upon discovery of the deputy’s actions, the Sheriff has taken corrective action to insure that this behavior will not occur again.”

I know what you mean. I hope in this situation I would be calm and patient enough to get them through the courts. The other way ends with me in jail.

Send em to prison. A cop and a child molester? Good luck, buddy!

I’m sure the handful of joints they imagined potentially confiscating during this illegal and inappropriate raid totally made traumatizing 900 kids worthwhile, right everyone?

All birds are meanies.

Tell me that trump hasn’t brought out this brazeness in people.

Asahd is the best.

It really felt like he was winging it. Maybe he decided to suit up to compensate for that.

Her new special on Netflix is great. Highly recommend.

While I’m leavin (going to DC to look for museum jobs) I hav loved Brown ever since he smacked down the gov of my home state, that Voldemort wannabe Rick Scott.

I saw some FL asshole remark (on FB) that FEMA and the NOAA weren’t needed cause he can look outside to see what the weather was doing. And sadly, this wasn’t sarcasm.

That’s cool! In California, the state senate is currently working on a bill to achieve 100% renewable energy by 2045. And tomorrow, Governor Brown is heading to China to discuss climate change, clean energy, and trade. The Trump crew can try to revert to the 1800's, but the rest of us are moving forward.

Try this one instead.

CUPCAKES ARE OVERRATED! There I said it!

If a TV channel is copying the shot sequence chosen by a gelatin-jockey blogger with presumably zero film expertise, they deserve to lose. They also deserve to lose because they are the Food Network.

 And she deserves to win because one day she will make the enormous gelatin balloon which will take me away from this…

That Anna is a saucy minx!

I am loving this editorial direction.

but what is the band like though

These assholes keep out-assholing themselves!