“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

What kind of parents let their 11-year-old son view an image of his dad beheaded in effigy? I call bullshit: President Whiner doesn’t miss a chance to cull for sympathy.

I just play solitaire on my phone until they leave. I’ve got all day, ladies.

I had to get over this discomfort at the tender age of 18 whilst living on a farm with no running water. We all picked an unused bit of bush and took the communal shovel when we went. You know if you saw someone with the shovel that they just shit in a hole, and vice versa.

I just let it rip. Also I do a courtesy flush which apparently no woman in my office knows about. Amateurs.

That...that is kind of disturbing.

It’s a very compex procedure - when I worked at a university, I was over the moon when I accidentally found a tiny little ancient single toilet cubicle buried in the bowels* of the building. No-one else seemed to know it was there - I mean, fine, it did take me about 40 mins to get to it from my office, but the joy of…

Key to public pooping is to wait until the last possible moment. Then you won’t give a damn if they’re filming a documentary close-up on your restroom activities. It’ll be no Art all Action.

Dudes do it too. I’ve held my fire in a stall at work because I was unsure of exactly what was about to happen.

My dearest Huma,

Christ, it’s like commenting on the Daily Mail. For the record, as a parent, you want to keep your boners away from your children.

If ONJ has stage IV, there’s not all that much they can do for her at this point. She’s already done the whole cancer treatment thing, and at this point they are just trying to keep it out of her soft tissues. I can’t blame her for seeking treatment however she wants. My best friend is going get through this exact…

Seasick. Both.

Lest you worry, it’s not an issue at home. We use the 2nd bathroom out of courtesy and not due to a Trump-like arrangement.

American culture really needs to let go of its unrealistic expectations about women’s orifices and their emissions.

cancer can eat a bag of giant elephant poop.

“Coincidentally, this is also my very mysterious response when people ask why I am going all the way over to the emptier downstairs bathroom”

I’ve only ever seen her stuff at places like Marshalls or TJ Maxx or on amazon. Before all this trump president fever dream nightmare, I sort of equated her brand as slightly down market than Jessica Simpson (I will admit to owning more than few Jessica Simpson dresses).

Ivanka markets her stuff to a certain type of wealthy person. No, the head of a tech company in Menlo Park, or a fund manager in Westport wouldn’t be interested. However, the owner of the sand and gravel company in Ashland, Kentucky might think her brand is the essence of high culture.