I’m really sorry that happened to you but the legal definition of forcible sodomy is not limited to anal penetration.

Forcible sodomy can mean a lot of things, not just anal penetration. It could he tried to force her to touch or mouth his genitals in some way and excuse me now I need to take a shower.

This. I have no problem with a 19 year old trying to assert and come into her own sexuality via fashion, she is an adult now after all, but she seems so concerned with being overtly ‘hot’ that she picks ill fitting trashy looking outfits and it makes her seem like a trashy girl looking for attention rather than a…

You know they practically had erections at the thought of roughing up some teenagers over weed.

You know, all the people who got insurance for their pre-existing conditions and had their birth control covered at no cost.

What in the fuck dude, I would be breaking shit if this happened to my child. This is fucking molestation. Sue them for literally every penny they’re worth kids.

I am glad to hear that! I liked parts of Amy Schumer’s new special but the Louis CK one was just like...what??? He’s definitely reached that pinnacle where he can say anything and even if it isn’t remotely funny people will laugh because it’s like ‘Ahh Louis CK did the thing!!!!!!’

I would be the exact type of moron who like slices my lip open trying to devour that orb of sugary delight. I truly cannot have nice things.

More like Merlin. Cause she’s a wizard. Do you get it?

It’s an eternity when you’re prairie doggin

I was VERY worried about your households poop proclivities, Juj.

Also:

The lengths women will go to keep people from knowing that they poop knows no bounds. I just get into poop standoffs and sit there until whoever is in there with me leaves. They go a long time sometimes, the longest I’ve documented is 7 minutes.

There are tiered accruals and once we hit 5 years with the company we start getting about 6 weeks not including sick days. New employees only get 9 days vacation though and it increases little by little until your 5 year anniversary

Gen Y got lumped in with Milennials.

I’ve seen people born in 81 classified as millennial on various news publications. But yeah your explanation makes a ton of sense.

I, a millennial, take so much vacation. I get six weeks a year and we’re allowed to accrue up to I think like 3 consecutive months. I take smaller trips throughout the year and usually 2 full weeks off through the holidays. And I’m also lucky because my work actively encourages us to use it (they have to pay out if…

Literally lol’d

Part of her shtick now is making videos where she watches or listens to other people’s music or YouTube videos and basically shits on them, trying to be funny. She has to try and do something since she can only ride the meme of herself so far.

Every time the NBA playoffs come around I’m always like ‘Didn’t we like just do this?’ And then I remember that I’m conflating college ball with professional ball. Go sports!