“Ketchup does not belong on le bœuf, imbécile!”

This cartoon is exactly like that SNL sketch with John Cena.

Sigh. Jaden. What an entitled, uneducated little prick. If the hotel kicked you out, I’m sure it was for good reason.

Ricotta is cheese, read the menu, you idiot.

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

Maybe they will all just die when the Medicare expansion is rolled back.

Also, this guy thinks that social security should be abolished because Noah lived to be 600 years old & never sucked from the government teat so we shouldn’t either.

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

That’s why I avoid talking to anyone that voted republican. It really saves your sanity.

The thing is, millenials aren’t actually entitled. Even the ones who are smack dab in it (I was born in 1990). The reason we’re called entitled is because we want to have challenging and rewarding work and we want to make more than minimum wage. It’s just a fallacy.

Part of what confuses me so much is that I don’t recognize myself in so many of the characterizations of the generation. I’ve been working since I was 16, at least part time, sometimes multiple jobs. My husband who is also a millennial has been working since he was 14. All of our friends (even the younger ones) seem…

omg take your vacations people. i just used up all of mine. fuck that, i earned that shit.

Red Dawn, Point Break and now this. And I keep hearing rumors about a remake of Road House.

She’s what, 17? And he looks like a dehydrated Adam Corolla. Serious, stay in the corner Baby.

They added all sorts of stuff about the parents and weird conversations between the staff members. Which was just nonsensical. Never once have I ever watched the original and thought “This would be better if it were an hour longer and featured more conversations with the parents about their sexless marriage.”

Oh, it will. I can just see the headlines now:

Ben Carson called poverty a “state of mind” in an interview. “You take somebody that has the right mindset, you can take everything from them and put them on the street, and I guarantee in a little while they’ll be right back up there,” he said.

Montanans know what bullshit smells like.