Poor abusive innocent husband and dad, he was sleeping!

“All I Wanna Do is Fart on You” is VASTLY superior to “Are You Strong Enough To Be My Butt”. Dumb kids.

I’m all anti-murder and all that happy crap, but like reading those words I’m like give this girl a medal, not jail time. She may have saved her whole family.

I just imagine Trump is the worst old person.

“What do I give him to eat? Well, he mostly just grabs whatever he wants.”

Absolutely sickening that these women cave in to misogynistic Islamist pressure to cover their heads.

He’s MY forever President too! *sobs, goes to room, slams door, flings self on bed face down*

Nonas dress like that when they go to mass, but this wasn’t mass. So it’s kind of insulting that they played dress up.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

The only people I want to watch mocking music videos.

One of Melania’s closest friends described her as a woman of no interests beyond materialism. She pointed out that Melania has no principles or causes and noted that rather than participating in the charity circuit, which is de rigeur for non-working wives of the Manhattan elite, she chose instead to shop and read…

And those videos are so lame. It’s just a little girl of particular wit or intelligence trash talking other children and it’s about as boring as you would imagine if you are not a tweener.

She needs to try something like getting down with GED.

That looks like a powerful...microphone.

I don’t think rewarding someone for their bratty behavior is priming them to change that behavior.

What are sports?

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.