It’s very true...all these girls probably read Prepared to be his HelpMeet or some other dumb book like that

I’ve probably flown 40 times since 9/11. I’ve never had an experience at airport security that was consistent from one time to the next - not ever. At first I attempted to bring shit onto the plane because I was new to flying and I literally didn’t know the rules (I had a lot of contact solution thrown out). After…

I’ve seen instruction guides. . .

These people are foul. Jill Duggar posted on Instagram recently encouraging people to attend a protest she was hosting in front of Planned Parenthood in Arkansas. The comments were flooded with people saying that thanks to her post, they will make a donation to PP in her name. It was glorious.

Same. I feel sick anytime I see a photo of these creatures. Same for Neil Gorsuch and his wife.

Every time I see that damn photo of her gazing at him in that adoring, simpering manner it makes me want to punch kittens.

It’s insanely difficult to pay for a billion kids when you don’t have a television show backing you up. The culture shock of being anywhere near a normal family with no real jobs for income must have devastated them.

“Blanket training” involves teaching babies to submit through physical violence. Essentially, you place a baby on a blanket with a toy and if they try to leave the blanket area, you hit them.

I’ve always found the whole family so creepy that I can’t even look at them, let alone watch them move around and say stuff.

Yeah, no. They’re suing to protect all the Joshes of the world.

This has the creepy stench of “Jim Bob needs money to pay for Joy’s wedding” all over it. These women aren’t allowed to make decisions of their own and I highly doubt they’d start with this.

See, my pure, mainlined smack with all of this bullshit are the message boards on the right wing sites. I don’t know why I do it to myself, but every time some shit goes down, my first stop is free republic to see how the sunburned, toupee-wearing geriatrics are spinning shit and yelling at each other over loyalty.

I can’t believe I’m looking forward to the next time Trump gets free reign of his phone. I’m totally sucked into this trash pile reality show and I hate myself.

Personally, I believe Trump when he says he fired Comey because he was so mean to Hillary....Definitely.

It’s good when bad people die and can no longer make the world shittier.

For thousands of years, we didn’t reward ghoulish monsters who needlessly made vulnerable people’s lives unquestionably worse with fabulous wealth and power. Since capitalism and modern media has reversed that tradition, we can drop the pretense of respectability when one of these assholes dies on the toilet.

Being the “best country in the world™” means fucking acting like it.

An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.

To paraphrase Bette Davis:

Me this morning in the comment section for this thread - seriously sorry not sorry