I’m 100% certain I sat through this movie with a girlfriend already. Hillary Swank and Gerard Butler, right?

“Terms of En-Tinder-ment”

Heck I’ve known some functional alcoholics who are always drinking and continue to do their jobs day after day.

“I did not finger that woman.”

I doubt Fallon could do a political show if he wanted to. He’s just not that good. He’s also pretty obviously out of touch with the public sentiment. His dumb and harmless show appealed to people when the world was a safer place. But it’s different now, Fallons wish to ignore the worlds problems is grating on people.

I was actually with him and had no problem with his approach until this:

Dear Kellyanne,

Re: The three WH officials:

Progressive. MRA. Pick one.

This, basically. And boy, do I want it.

When I read that I yelled ‘WHAT WEIGHT’? How skinny exactly did she ‘need’ to be? Kirsten has always been so slim. I certainly wouldn’t look like her if I ate McDonalds for breakfast.

I think she actually put on a little weight for Fargo, which looked excellent to me.

She wasn’t in Now and Then, but she WAS in Drop Dead Gorgeous, one of the best movies ever made.

ya, thats nuts. I wonder how much weight she asked her to lose and for what reason.

Don’t be sad.

Especially Kirsten! She’s always been very slim.

I’m a sucker for the Dunst/Coppola colabs.

She will forever be my Claudia, the only person correctly cast in Interview With A Vampire.

Does anyone notice the more racist and elitist someone is, the biggest loser and gross looking they are? It’s easier to blame and point fingers than to come to the realization that you’re a big loser.

Of all the alt-right fuckwads, this guy’s face is the most punchable.