Even at 18 when I was being berated for being a young idealist I knew that throwing my weight behind the Republican Party was to support the most repugnant agendas on the planet. If you vote republican you’re a piece of shit. Full stop. If your own financial security is so important to you that you’d cast fellow…

It’s the eyebrows. It looks like they went missing.

If that guy is the god of food I’ve just official converted to breatharianism.

I went to both museums around the same time as an 11 year old and went to the D.C. Holocaust Museum first and asked my dad to take me to the Museum of Tolerance instead and yeah, there is no comparison. The M.o.T. is like a shoebox.

I gots the poo on me!!!!

Right like I obviously made the comment because I fucking love it

your comment is obvious trolling so I’m dismissing it. my comment was obviously a joke. no one, even a blue-collar worker, is that stupid.

A lot of it hasn’t aged well but I can’t help but love it too

No films featuring the voice of the average blue-collar worker?????

But I still don’t know how girl get pragnet

Please tell me her costar is Lindsey Lohan.

HA! Take that you stupid kid! :)

I like to take a headband and tuck a q-tip into it and pretend I’m wearing a headset microphone like Britney at the VMAs

Was the show as bad in person as it was watching from home?

Ehh still pretty crazy but I bet it made you even a tiny bit sympathetic to the plight of women the world over!

omg, are you a lady? Is that how you learned about your own anatomy?

Diplomats should be using the word fuck like 400% more in talks than they currently do.

I’d say you lost the second you tried to engage with people like that. They are lost causes and you shouldn’t waste your time. Worry about people you see on a daily basis who show some semblance of humanity. In-laws on Facebook? Fuck them. Also just like delete Facebook.

I cannot believe you said that because when I was 8 my mom took me and my sisters to see the Beauty and the Beast musical matinee in LA and we literally ate at the Cheesecake Factory for dinner after.

There are a few explanations I’ve read before but it basically comes down to making sure sex isn’t pleasurable for women so they don’t become wanton sluts.