Yeah people are being neckbeards about that. I obviously have no respect for this institution, so thanks for trying to make me feel dumb.

Right I get that, but for all intents and purposes you could call almost any other religion a cult under certain lenses.

Yes thank you, but people who adhere to it and officially it is a religion. MOST religions could be categorized as cults.

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

I was thinking about love at first sight the other day and yeah I basically came to the conclusion that if you claim to have experienced it with your SO all you has was an intense immediate attraction that happened to pan out okay. But like not everyone you exchange meaningful glances with from access the…

That’s my question. How can we reasonably deport these people who have little to no memory of life in their home countries who sometimes don’t speak the language or have an existing support system there anymore? How are we punishing the children of immigrants who had no say in their migration to the US in the first…

Optimistic like his fire and brimstone inauguration address?

Don’t listen to her but thanks angry person.

This is is not good. I wish people would stop art wanking to Kanye’s shit.

Was it Hannah Zimmerman? If so her pussy is waiting for you!

I absolutely hate that tacky shit.

I had an ex who like didn’t go down on me the first 3 months of our relationship and finally I was like ‘Ok please eat my puss’ and he was such a douche about it ‘You won’t be able to handle it, once I do it you’ll never stop begging for it’, which, no. He was so fucking lame at it, I literally had to ask every single…

Ughhhhh I fucking haaaaaaaaaaaate this. Brb because I need to take like 12 scalding hot showers because I feel like someone just drenched me in lukewarm diarrhea.

He’s so handsome and just seems like the nicest guy. Make out with me Keanu!

I hope this kids family sues the shit out of him and since he was off duty he foots the bill instead of tax payers.

That makes it seem like 100% of the time I’m on the rag I’m just so overwhelmed by that fact that all other functions in my life cease to occur.

Prob a veiled attempt to get us to glue our slutty pussies shut or something.

IDK it’s kind of like calling him dumb without naming him or calling him dumb cause he already knows he’s dumb

Shaaaaade

Whaaaat? I’m really sorry to hear that. Are you okay now?