It would be an honor to fight by your side. SOUTHWEST FOR LIFE.

Pro tip if you ever have to fly southwest again, check in 24 hours before on their website. And when I say check in I mean set an alarm for a minute before and have your mouse cursor on the button ready to go exactly 24 hours before your flight like you’re in line to buy Beyoncé tickets. It takes 2 minutes of your…

Probably?

I’m imagining some hot rocker babe just going up to teeny tiny Scott Baio and picking him up under the armpits like a baby to talk loud shit into his face.

Ok I literally burst into laughter at that one. There has to be some kind of audition separate from a professional interview to make sure they are funny.

Yeah the self righteous indignation people feel at having it suggested to them that they at least ask is hilarious. And the suggestion that reclining makes the difference between sleeping and not sleeping on a flight is also ridiculous.

Oh hey fellow San Diegan!

Yeah a thousand dollar laptop isn’t as important as you taking a nap at a 1 degree incline. You’re so right, internet stranger.

I love when they say weird and funny things. The last Southwest flight I was on we just docked into the gate and the attendant came on and was like ‘Ok everyone get off my plane’ in a deadpan voice. She’d been doing it all flight. I thought she was hilarious.

If the person behind you is using the tray to say, work on their laptop, then yeah, it kind of sucks and I will ask you to return your seat to its upright position. When you recline it puts the tray back so far that my laptop is practically touching my stomach and I am an average sized person. You can probably sleep…

Dude that is so Man in the Iron Mask.

aww I love WHM. He’s obviously great in everything but his character in The Cooler was so lovable and he played him so well and I love him forever, his attitude on equal pay is a nice bonus.

I know exactly who he is thanks.

Idk you were pretty funny they other night when you were talking about what a righteous stud you are. Literally never laughed so hard.

Just watched it on Netflix. I’m will always love it even though it’s beyond cheesy.

A crop!

America really is great again!

Don’t engage. You’re dealing with a famous (around here anyways) troll.

It took less than a freakin second for me to discern that and still he gets people to fall so hard for his shit. Can’t believe he’s back.

Hugs to you friend