Ehhh I dated a rifftrax writer for a wrinkle in time. He wasn’t that funny you’re probably missing nada!

I’ll look out for your comments rubbing the election in our faces and demonstrating hatred for women. Sleep well bb

Right now you do but I expect you’ll go back to making me disappointed in humanity again tomorrow.

Again you say exactly what I’m thinking. Sometimes I think me wanting something to be true makes the opposite come to fruition and I certainly felt that with this election. I wanted it so bad.

Again, I wish you were this funny all the time.

You speak to my heart Rand. It says so much about how many people disrespect intellect and inclusion to listen to even one minute of what he says and not be repulsed but actually be whipped into a frenzy.

He starred one of my comments too. He’s def drinking.

He’s switched to writing in 3rd person, while trying to be somewhat actually funny. He’s trying to sit with us. HE CAN’T SIT WITH US.

When he starts talking in 3rd person you know he blew a fuse.

Why is Charles Barkley turning into Baymax from Big Hero 6?

Why can’t you be this intentionally funny all the time?

I’d bet his virginity on it

You’ve probably never ended a relationship. The woman just probably runs away screaming.

I lol’d

I feel like it would be really satisfying to just post hysterical laughing gifs on everything Mr Jones posts and dismiss any response he makes after that.

Like definitely us right? She was way scary and she looks like the type that would drag a half severed limb into the battle field until she felt she won the fight.

Your comment is up top because it was so easy to take down and has the most responses. Replies to you original post have dozens of more stars, so don’t kid yourself into thinking you matter beyond being a huge punchline.

lol. Like you could ever even make a statement like that with any reliability. You’re such a fucking joke around here dude. Keep it coming.

You know. Like when you eat 16 fish tacos or 34 Doritos locos tacos?