There is a store called Soma that makes really pretty bras in a lot of sizes but that’s the best I’ve been able to do. I admittedly just kind of gave up haha maybe another Jezzie can help us out?

Women are DIVIDED on this issue. I fucking love getting rubbed on my belly, especially if I have cramps or just ate too many tacos.

They started cutting back on styles available in 38B+ over the last few years so I have been spending remarkably less money there. I used to be able to get most styles in 38B. Now I can get maybe 3 types of their most basic and unattractive bras. They keep trying to attract people who look like the models in their…

Omg haha

Also can we be done with the sexy lederhosen thing? I thought we were done after Charlie’s Angels II.

It’s like every year they try to make it tackier than the year before.

You get a pass because I seriously fucking love the name Aiden specifically because of Sex and the City and I prob would’ve done the same thing in that sitch!

:( whyyyyyy. Did people call him JB for short?

Haha I’ve actually gotten a large handful of compliments on it. It makes the most sense though when I refer to my dude as Chalupa Batman.

I was just talking to someone this past weekend and she is taking care of a little girl named Snow White! What is that about?

I never said they were made up names. All three are real they are just ridiculous.

Oh no my stars! How will I establish my worth now??

I was hoping someone would notice how similar that sounded to dick and balls. Jez commenters NEVER dissapoint :)

My dude is the whitest of white people whose family hails from the midwest. He just really likes ancient roman history and wants his child’s name to reflect that love.

Yeah I agree with that too. Most companies don’t want their employees out in the world acting like this and tarnishing their brand and I don’t blame them esp in cases like this...on one hand doxxing is pretty evil but on the other hand like don’t be such a fucking villain yourself and put a target on your back.

my future husband suggested Augustus or Severus to my Henry or Jack. Like I get to pull the ‘I’m the one who’s pushing it out’ card, right? 

Omg haha

I’ll give you the desire to give a child a non generic names but there are many many options between Dick and Balthazar, like so many.

I think it’s crazy fucking cruel to make your kid stand out in such a way, like their name is inescapable until they are old enough to change it. I feel like parents are so consumed with making sure their child is a precious and unique snowflake that they give them these names to try and force their hand. Like why not…

Omg i lol’d @ Nebuchadnezzar