That’s why you shouldn’t try to fly through a thunderstorm

A certain in-law’s response to anyone questioning his presidential choice is interrupting them and chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” loudly and at length.

it’s about time she dumped his wrinkled ass. I’ve always thought she deserves about 100 times better than Weiner can give her.

My Law and Order degree says yes.

Allow me . . . I've heard this song about a million times and there's no sex going on in my house right now.

I’m sorry about that, I starred you for your awesome name though.

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

You have to stay at a Holiday Inn Express to gain the doctor knowledge.

He needs to be replaced, permanently, everywhere, by Jeff Goldblum:

Mine wasn’t as extreme but I’m a product of a household where I eventually figured that one parent was being untruthful about the situation. Your nephew will figure it out. Tell your sister to keep her head up.

This story is pretty representative of the relationship my brother had with my father and mother: When we were very small, my mom said we were going to Chuck-E-Cheese and were just waiting for the cab. My brother sat by the window all day waiting for that cab. Obviously, the cab never got there. My brother kept this…

Yeah we haven’t seen the kids in over three years now. Thank goodness for adulthood and second chances.

Yeah. If he spends enough time away from his dad, then it’ll become easier for him to see. Cause then he’ll come back and feel the stress added to his life by that person.

I’ve seen cases where the military really helps people figure out who they are and how good of a person they wanna be. I hope it works out :/

Starred for your screen name. I can’t believe it’s over!

That was all being spoken while Orlando was inside her.

Oh god, probably some death metal. I had a weird boyfriend.

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

I woke up to this story this morning and I am in a mood. I am so upset. 1st, this woman isnt even wearing a burkini. She’s just wearing clothes. So people aren’t allowed to wear clothes to the beach? Or you aren’t allowed to wear clothes if you are brown? What if you have or are prone to skin cancer? no more long…