Pass. He’s already covered in pussy.

babe that is two sentences with a list in the middle.

SAME.

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

I love your username. Also when I indulge in celebrity gossip I like to think of myself as a scholar of modern history. Just wait 20 years and some grad student will write a paper about this.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

I hope his hearing remains perfect.

Good. Now he can’t see to put drugs in anyone’s drink.

I was about to make a joke about qualudes doing that to a person, but then i realized that joke wouldn’t make a lot of sense, since it’s his rape victims who would be taking the qualudes. So now that my joke has a massive hole in it the only thing I’ve got left is: couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

*insert grumpy cat image here*

Yeah remember 2007 when Jezebel wasn’t a pop culture site? Those sure were the days.

Ok cool, but can we talk about how absolutely foul it was of Khloe to tweet a picture of what was assumed to be Chloe’s asshole? Because even if it wasn’t, that butt belongs to SOME woman out there and that shit is just gross as hell. Disagree with Chloe, ok, cool. But to come at her like that, when you’re almost…

my feelings, your emptiness.

Doubt he’ll be getting fucked anytime soon.

Even this is more of a response than that comment deserves.

Aaaaaaaawwwwwww Tig’s babies were born! I was thinking about that, we’d be hearing about it right about now. After watching her doc on Netflix I just want good things to ever happen to her. She went through so much to have a family she deserves to have as many kiddos as she and her wife want. :D

I definitely have a friend who, if she were to ever decide to abandon her regular career, would be *excellent* at this. Until that happens, she’s stuck with a tiny clientele base of close friends and relatives.

I think part of it is that you have to come from old money and get your old monied friends to come in and spend and possessing great taste helps...at least that’s how it was when I was a shopgirl at Macy’s. The PS office was next to the department I was assigned to and unbeknownst to me most of them were from old San…

Just remembering Tig Notaro’s desire for children that she talked about in her doc....ridiculously happy for her!

I always thought the key would be tact, when to use it and when to abandon it completely.