I feel like you are about 17,000 times more likely to be ridiculed for being ugly at a bar than at a music festival. I've only ever been teased about my body/looks at a bar by some drunk asshole. People on Molly are generally pretty kind.

Oh man who's the grandma now? Me. It's me.

I always wonder if there is a way to research and authentically replicate headdresses and beadwork without it being appropriation. Like if you knew the story behind the tribe and the reasons they would wear such things and were able to explain that to people who complimented them or asked about them. But yeah the…

Baddie Winkle has been to many raves. She is an icon in this scene. What's not to love about a pot smoking granny dancing to EDM?

If just seeing their butts make you nervous you wouldn't even be able the handle the port-a-potties. Because it's like thousands of butts got turned inside out in them.

Is there anything more you could ask than dying doing the thing you love? I hope I die in the middle of eating a plate of fish tacos during some really vigorous sex.

Some of them aren’t good for floppy tittied girls like me either. It really seems to help to have a naturally perky set of boobs.

Dude no one could ever say she didn't work her ass off to keep that man and their marriage together. Good for her for having the strength and awareness to not waste her remaining years on him.

On one hand I want to punch the corporate shill who suggested this but on the other hand I love our national parks and want them to be around forever. Why can't I have both?

Or if she's on hormonal birth control the amount of potassium in her blood stream will calcify and she will fucking die.

I've heard stories like that and routinely see conversations on social media devolve when someone says they have no choice but to incorporate non vegan food into their diet and someone responds they just aren't trying hard enough and must not really care. It's fucking insane.

is your handle your first name?

Hahahaha ilu

Why clean your bong before you tire it the fuck out on 4/20?

And also in my mouth cause I'm smokin a doob!

If the goal of the news today is to make me want to just go home and cuddle a dog and kitties then mission fucking accomplished because seriously everything is awful today.

And my dear friend/archer Barbara HernanDEZ

Oh my god please let her change her baby’s name to Kardashian

“Hello? OB/GYN? It’s Bey, listen Jay and I can’t make it to the joint jizz-in-cup/egg implantation thing today. Yeah, we’re feeling under the weather...I know I’m sad too, I was really looking forward to it.” (Turns Netflix back on)