Well, at least now we know what role Sarah Palin’s divorce has freed her up to move to DC for. 

Can’t even think of the level of stupidity that caused them to spell it “Columbia” in the first video, then spell it correctly in the second—but not go back and change the title of the first.

Congratulations to Todd Palin for finally living out his dreams and managing to secede from something.

Actually, it’s a Masculinsecu-rita.

It’s OK, I just need you to go somewhere and think about what you’ve done.

• Why is Trump painting a bootleg Monet?

This is a well researched, thought out response.

Average MLS attendance last year was 21,875. Couldn’t they just ground share with the Marlins? I know the Marlins have never had a crowd anywhere near that big, but rumor has it their stadium does have a second deck.

When asked when the games could possibly be made up, Rush replied

How do you hold the game in Cleveland and NOT play Major League?

In my ZIP code, there are 17 donations from 3 individuals.

So, we’re all in agreement that:

Come on.

Arsenal Fans: “It’s hard to imagine any way our owner could possibly do more damage to our club.”

Before I read the article, my first thought was “New! Lakers” with the “New!” just being a sewn on silver sash to existing Lakers jerseys, in the style of New Coke.

Yep. If you need to A) Ao back nearly 40 years; B) Ignore both the message as a whole, and the context in which it was given, and C) Ignore the possibility of someone’s viewpoint evolving (remember, Obama said in 2004 that he was in favor of civil unions, but that marriage was not a basic civil right), then you’re…

You know if they did this, the winner would somehow end up being....Gary Fucking Bettman.

Well, not one of these fuckers appropriately referred to it as the “Stanley Cup Final” (no “s”), so they can all just go get fucked.

mais oui!