But Jon Miller did such a good job with pronouncing Hispanic last names. He definitely didn’t over-pronounce them to a comical extent, made even more bizarre against the English words just before or after.

Nice.

Counterpoint: We’re talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs, so it has nothing to do with Canada anyway.

Last year, Busch Stadium removed a section of seats in the upper deck to make it a standing room only section. The bar located directly behind that section has “happy hour” from when the gates first open, until the first pitch, where you can get a 16 oz. Budweiser product for $5.

The article doesn’t do a good job of saying, but the reason they bussed to Sarasota wasn’t to catch the flight, it’s because their last spring game was at the Orioles’ complex.

“What if I told you-Tom Brady isn’t the only Patriot who’s gotten busted trying to deflate his balls during the playoffs?”

Jared Kushner: I haven’t read it.

How do you make it through Harvard and NYU high school without ever reading A Tale of Two Cities

Not sure why this is news.

She’s not really “able” to smile, so much...it’s just that the work she’s done has left her with Resting Creepy Clown “Smile” Face.

This is like the saddest Crank Yankers sketch ever.

Yep. As I told my in-laws, who, despite being screwed over this year, are convinced it’s just a matter of “working itself out” this year...

So, 99.99% of that is truly awful.

It’s not the first time. Two years ago their Super Bowl commercial included the pro-immigrant commercial based on Adolphus Busch’s arrival in America.

I’m going with none percent.

Seems like that liability could easily be overcome if any class you entered had a quick pop up waiver on the screen, indicating the speeds, incline and duration of class, and you’re agreeing to take it by clicking “OK.” Maybe include some sort of “prerequisite,” too-like, you can’t participate in a hill run that maxes…

Based on the headline, I thought this article was going to tell us her name was being floated for WH Chief of Staff.

And for some reason this, which was tweeted at no one:

That tweet that includes the picture was from September 2012.  I refuse to accept that that’s a 27 year old.

Oh, don’t kid yourself!  “Part time jobs” are a gateway drug to full time employment, and worst of all...personal contentment!