Last year, Busch Stadium removed a section of seats in the upper deck to make it a standing room only section. The bar located directly behind that section has “happy hour” from when the gates first open, until the first pitch, where you can get a 16 oz. Budweiser product for $5.

The article doesn’t do a good job of saying, but the reason they bussed to Sarasota wasn’t to catch the flight, it’s because their last spring game was at the Orioles’ complex.

“What if I told you-Tom Brady isn’t the only Patriot who’s gotten busted trying to deflate his balls during the playoffs?”

Jared Kushner: I haven’t read it.

How do you make it through Harvard and NYU high school without ever reading A Tale of Two Cities

Not sure why this is news.

She’s not really “able” to smile, so much...it’s just that the work she’s done has left her with Resting Creepy Clown “Smile” Face.

This is like the saddest Crank Yankers sketch ever.

Yep. As I told my in-laws, who, despite being screwed over this year, are convinced it’s just a matter of “working itself out” this year...

So, 99.99% of that is truly awful.

It’s not the first time. Two years ago their Super Bowl commercial included the pro-immigrant commercial based on Adolphus Busch’s arrival in America.

I’m going with none percent.

Based on the headline, I thought this article was going to tell us her name was being floated for WH Chief of Staff.

And for some reason this, which was tweeted at no one:

That tweet that includes the picture was from September 2012.  I refuse to accept that that’s a 27 year old.

Oh, don’t kid yourself!  “Part time jobs” are a gateway drug to full time employment, and worst of all...personal contentment!

Are we just going to completely overlook the major sin Karen Pence is committing, by being a woman in the workplace? Who is going to make sure her sentient Q-Tip husband has his dinner of bland, unseasoned chicken on the table at 6:30 every evening?

Right? And wouldn’t “Fecal Deletus” or “Urine Exumai” then have to be like, the FIRST spell they learn?

Are you kidding? For a million bucks, I’d better get all of the support staff, AND a personal valet.  I want ushers in every aisle, so I can see where all the poors would sit, if they were still a thing.

I don’t know what compelled me to look this up, but average MLB attendance was roughly 28,000 last year. So, at $1 million for one ticket per game, that would equate to the same revenue as 28,000 tickets at $35.71.