Are we just going to completely overlook the major sin Karen Pence is committing, by being a woman in the workplace? Who is going to make sure her sentient Q-Tip husband has his dinner of bland, unseasoned chicken on the table at 6:30 every evening?

Right? And wouldn’t “Fecal Deletus” or “Urine Exumai” then have to be like, the FIRST spell they learn?

Are you kidding? For a million bucks, I’d better get all of the support staff, AND a personal valet.  I want ushers in every aisle, so I can see where all the poors would sit, if they were still a thing.

I don’t know what compelled me to look this up, but average MLB attendance was roughly 28,000 last year. So, at $1 million for one ticket per game, that would equate to the same revenue as 28,000 tickets at $35.71.

The tweet features a photo of Zinke’s farewell note that looks part serial killer, part mixtape written in barely-legible red marker on Secretary of Interior letterhead

I’ve been posting something similar every time news breaks that further ensnares junior, or anyone else in Drumph’s inner circle.

The new bylaws are more of the same weird Proud Boy shit, with some changes: no head punches on their weird beat-in ritual where they sock each other while chanting cereal brands; you can only jerk off once per month;

Since when are any of those villagers bound by American law?

But that’s true of every day in Canada vs. the US.

“I came up with the name myself, as I’m great at marketing.”

I guess Trump was right.

I guess Trump was right.

It’s a horse’s ass.

Like Jeter said, the franchise does have a lot of history...

This.

They all have the latest Windows update on their computers, though...

Perhaps you did not plan on finding the phrase “YOUTH SOCCER RECRUITS FOR TRUMP” rattling around your brain, but there it is, now

+1 “Arsenal” pun

Oh, come on....feel free to wear a cape!  

Seems like everyone had the same immediate thought.  This is inviting potential disaster for them.  Hope we get a follow up if/when it happens...