Now if they would get rid of the knobs that styled the Type R they’d be on to something.

Thankfully the over styling has been toned down. I’d really like to see the hatchback version but  big improvement so far.  Also, volume knobs are a good thing.

Are you saying that this Malibu needs to be....retired?

Im gonna say something controversial here. The Pontiac Aztek was neither a bad car or ugly car. Unsuccessfull, yes but its styling was ahead of it’s time (you can't call it "blah" unlike nearly ever crossover and SUV today) and it had many qualities about it that would be “cool” and “hip” today (a freaking tent AND…

Here is some eye bleach for anyone who looked directly at those pictures.

The Aztek was so ugly it was interesting.  This is ugly and uninteresting.  Plus, it was not driven by a teacher turned meth cooker, so another point against it.  

If i were buying a Tesla, i would opt for the All-Weather package, unlike these two cheapskates.

I mean, I heard the panel gaps were pretty big on the 3, but this is ridiculous.  

This will work great the next time I roll my jeep in the backcountry because I always bring a 50 foot strap, two poles, and a small piece of leather string

Get a manual. CHECKMATE THIEVES.

I couldn’t t care less about Metrosmith but these Aerovans are cool. 

Fumoto valve. It screws into the drain hole. You hook up a hose to the end, turn a valve, and out comes the oil.

I almost always change my own oil.

The bottom line is that FCA has to do this, because if this knockoff is sold here, then someone else will make a knockoff that can be driven on-road. This opens the doors for all kinds of Chinese-made clones of European cars to flood the market.

Most people throw their cars away at 100,000 miles, so that’s really not that much money at all.

When it hits 1 million, Toyota should buy it and either proudly display it somewhere, or hide it in a basement and never show it again.

Holy shit you actually got more money for that pile of rust than you paid for it?

“I don’t think so, I’m browsing for a project.”

..wandering down random hardware store aisles for project inspiration...

Have you had the lights on for hours at a time?