Bad top over an orange body...where have I seen that before?

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

No movie has made me depressed like Wall-E. It bothered me more than any other dystopia because it’s not only realistic, but we’re well on our way there.

Soon? They’re here already.

And pretty soon we’ll all look like those pudgy, boneless people from Wall-E.

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

I was so ready for the word “Florida” in this story.

Gated community card reader dude.

Would anyone really take the time to remove individual credit cards, IDs or whathaveyou from their wallet and place them just so in their designated dashboard slot?

“But after leaving Fiat Chrysler for Jalopnik...”

While it makes perfect sense, I had no idea you worked for FCA prior to Jalopnik. It definitely explains your love of Jeeps and seemingly endless enthusiasm for projects that are far beyond the normal bounds of sanity.

For me, it was riveting.

Your honesty and integrity in this situation are admirable. Well done, Mr. Tracy.

Enjoyable read as always. There were quite a few times I would read a JL article and wonder “why didn’t Tracy write this?” and now it all makes sense. I understand (a bit) about what you went through. I work in the defense industry, and have to be cagey about what I do and the program and general. I usually just lie,…

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watch from the sidelines as my new coworkers speculated about things I knew were utterly wrong.

What a cool and interesting perspective. Thanks David.