Your roommate's step-mother is a prostitute.

I try to FART, but I just end up ANUSing (Analysing Negativity Until Sunset)

That should of been in the headline.

I know all the lyrics to Dark Horse, but don't understand them.

A good VPN will let you pretend to be in tons of countries. In some of those countries you can get Game of Thrones episodes on iTunes (e.g. Australia).

You have freedom of speech, which allows you to freely share your beliefs. I am allowed to share my beliefs as well.

Huh? Cruises don't stop in Budapest, so what does your cousin's book have to do with cruises, or even weather (the comment you replied to).

I tried to do this with my family. It was a disaster.

I'm pretty fuzzy on the new testament, but I don't believe Jesus ever said a thing about gays.

OBLIGATORY/CELEBRATORY GAY JOKE!

This is going to be the ultimate gay cruising spot. Maybe I won't get propositioned at the gym anymore...

This comment is crap.

I'm guessing you're white. If you were black, this might mean something completely different to you. Let's assume for a minute that the Civil War wasn't about slavery, can you see why this flag might be painful for someone descended from slaves? I happen to be Jewish. The swastika and old German flag are reminders…

SECOND AMENDMENT MAN LIBERATES SNOW

That will crumble as soon as someone challenges it. It's unconstitutional.

The last hundred years brought us voting rights, widespread support for gay marriage, civil rights, women in the workplace, the minimum wage, abortion access, and more.