It’s looking for a new host!

“weird beef between Guy Fieri and Anthony Bourdain”

Meeting in the woods is a standard first date for rural Canadian straights and Fire Islanders.

I’ve moved past threesomes. I’m now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you’ve still got a threesome. If two people back out, you’re still having sex.

The best we can do is spread the truth and make sure abortion stays widely available.

It happens to all guys sometimes. Just give him a while and he can try again later.

The difference between a $50 bread machine and a $200 one is massive.

It's ASU. Their acceptance rate is 90%.

I could do both, but I still have to do one first. I'm incredibly lucky as far as debt goes. My family is really supportive and did a good job saving for my education.

I know exactly what I'd pursue in both areas. Neither *feels* like a fallback. I just need some clear indication that I'll be happier or more successful in one.

Something tells me she's neither a lawyer, nor a doctor

If you don't suffer through your graduate program and at least part of your career in both, you're not doing it right.

Thanks a lot Yoda...

My witty retort to the spam comment! How could you delete it?

Your roommate's step-mother is a prostitute.

I try to FART, but I just end up ANUSing (Analysing Negativity Until Sunset)

I know all the lyrics to Dark Horse, but don't understand them.