I was starting to get paranoid that he’d start a war just to get reelected later this year.

Another writers strike? Guys, I don't think Heroes will be the same after this one. 

What chemicals are you referring to/lying about?

Oh no, how will Gawkmodo possibly survive without JoeLiker’s click-throughs from Google News!

Buddy, they are comic book characters who we all know have changed time and time again. The content of their character is what matters, not their orientation, gender or race.

you mean tic tacs 

Here let me interpret it for you: “You’re a cunt.”

If that’s the case then I don’t wanna know what kind of rug they’re smoking. They lost their fucking minds.

I’m not so sure. I wouldn’t doubt the remake will have some minor changes to the main scenario, which it will need to anyway since they’re extending the entire Midgar chapter. Even if you took the original script literally, Jessie’s reaction to the Midgar news indicates that the explosive aftermath isn’t jiving to…

So this game is actually multiple games?

Ooh, please tell us when humanity successfully mastered time travel! This looks to be a great new decade.

What I see is a vent that has become even more effective at venting.  Think of it as a lifehack.

studio executives hoped to see a small bump over Christmas.

Oh no. Stop. Come back.

RIP Class of ‘37 BBY.

I hate this so much.

my permanent motto for this is simple:

Sorry to break it to you but owning delicious homemade smoked cheese is illegal where you are, so you better send it all to me just to be safe.

What cheeses are you smoking in that picture?

I’m not crying. YOU’RE crying.

I don’t know if these are nation wide but around here there are ice cream snowmen and Xmas trees that my Grandfather would always have in the freezer this time of year.