It’s milk . . . with 10x the caffeine of a latte!

So you’re saying that the dairy industry needs to product Fight Milk. 

Also, soft drink sales have been declining for years but you don’t see Coke or Pepsi declaring bankruptcy. Instead, they just tricked everyone into buying energy drinks and colored water. You gotta pivot, Dean!

Trevor Cadbury was unavailable for comment. 

“Marion Nestle, a food studies professor at New York University”

Yes, but dammit, we COOK with it. Let’s see you make all your lovely baked goods, sauces, and mac n cheese dishes without it!

“The Eternals

“Kate, Clint, and a good boy”

So now I suspect the rest of the series will be the Mandalorian carrying that Yoda baby back and forth around a vaguely Icelandic landscape with a bunch of crates strapped to his back.

Splinter was a damn good website.

it’s rodese for “ok boomer”

Star Wars Fans, 1999-2014: The prequels are garbage! Give us something more like the classic movies!

Johnson labored under the incorrect and arrogant delusion that there was something about Star Wars that needed fixing.

I’ve also been a Star Wars fan all my life and I love TLJ so I dunno why you think Johnson was raising a middle finger to us.

I won’t say that I felt constrained or limited on 7, but I found myself wanting to do something that felt more consistent with the original trilogy than not

Tom died in a car accident and wouldn’t you know, Kate received a heart transplant. The heart was Tom’s. Last Christmas, he gave her his heart.

Emma Thompson CREATED this mess. She wrote it, and is also a producer as well as starring in it. It’s all her fault!

“But shit, man. You can’t lose Spider-Man from the Marvel universe. He’s one of their absolute motherfucking pornstars,”

wait, is that the real meaning behind that saying? I’m not a native speaker so it never ocurred to me the chicken tried to cross the street but was killed

It is of a man (Jamie Foxx) crossing the street on a cell phone, and not of the, say, psychedelic journey into the afterlife he goes on in the movie.