Did Bill Gates personally code every product you purchased of his? Did Bill Gates hand deliver the hardware, set up the software, and put it in place?

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

Paul Maidment, editorial director of G/O Media said it was “the right moment for me to leave to pursue an entrepreneurial opportunity.”

I’ve been pushing for things like this as well, so I’m glad it’s gaining traction.

Fitting, and absolutely true:

FFS. 

Good God, you’re a simpleton. Don’t trip over that stupid hot take on your way out. 

Dr. Hibberd frames it nicely:

When will Nazis speak out against Nazi on Nazi back stabbing? No? Sure?

I was going to post the same thing! My parents have a full set. They are quirky and fun. 

I really wanted a Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk toy in my Happy Meal - he looks just like the Fonz! 

You bigoted cunt. Useless worshipper of trolls. Mad at the world mouth-breathing maggot. Contributor to nothing. Circular glop lacking ability or charm to escape the event horizon that is your black soul. You comment on forums with people you hate to feel importance and the sense of self worth you desire and crave.…

THEY HAVE SHUT DOWN USERS WHO HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT SPANFELLER INCLUDING DEADSPINRIP AND SPLINTERRIP

Yay! I love the Ant-Man movies, especially the second one. They are like fun little movies where you don’t have to worry about anyone getting hurt or killed and you can just go along with the adventure. And Rudd and Lilly are so good in their roles.

The dinosaurs were so much better than the robots.

This little guy got me lost in a mall when I was 5 years old. I was in a department store with my mom and I had been playing with it on a pile of shirts or something and I walked away without it. Walked back to get it and got separated from my mom. Wasn’t too long until she found me sitting at one of the makeup…

My two favorites are definitely the Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog’s sidekick) pull string toy-copter (McD’s) & the Felix the Cat zoetrope (Wendy’s)

My favorite happy meal “toy” was not a toy, it was the plastic bucket the happy meals came in on special occasions.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today but Jim Spanfeller is a herb