I heard Jim Spanfeller was dressing up as an herb, but it turns out that’s just how he looks. 

They deleted Splinter during a major political season, so obviously they only have the best thumbs up their asses.

Follow every last GMG staffer from this list:

I’ve heard if something is on the internet it is 100% true.

SPOILER:

This may be a stretch role for Ru, but glad they’re getting work

That’s what I’ve been hoping for. Also for someone to tell me where to sign up for updates about that. With Splinter and Deadspin gone, there’s just not that much meat left on the bone here.

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Can you guys talk about sports some, or maybe bears? How about ranking the best cereals? 

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

I just found out about the mass exodus from Deadspin reading a NYT article on this shit. Fucking fuck this. 

“Stick to candy!”

Cutoff Jorts

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Yes, wholehearted fuck you as well.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Mitch McConnell looks like he’s on death’s doorstep.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.