The second one, definitely :-)

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

I was visiting family in the D.C. area for the 4th of July holiday week. One night, we went to see John Witherspoon who was performing at the D.C. Improv club. His set was about 90 minutes, and it was hilarious—but definitely for the grown folks. No videotaping/cell-phone taping allowed, so it doesn’t quite do…

“Colin Trevorrow described the next Jurassic World movie as “Jurassic Park VI, because it is.”

Those jorts better be cargo! Otherwise the event will just be gauche.

I don’t want to be “that guy” but is there really such thing as a stove-top hat?

Slash from G n' R ? 

The only thing I need to know about The Terminator Universe is how it relates to sports and the act of sticking to said sports. 

James, a great breakdown again.

And here I thought that was going to be about that asshole Paul Maidment and how he fired the Deadspin Editor-in-Chief.

This is really classless and tasteless - no “Mustache Rides 50 cents” t-shirts?

That one came up at the “So Bad It’s Good” panel this year at CONvergence in Minneapolis. Everyone agreed that it’s an absolute classic example. From the ‘dwarf’ who’s easily taller than some of the cast members to Jeremy Irons chewing the living fuck out of the scenery to the cavalcade of overqualified British…

I’d think gas, you can fit a little propane tank in the moon shoes. Electrical would get tough, depending on the venue. And I’ve always preferred gas as it’s what I grew up with. 

Man, I am fascinated by the idea of a stove-top hat. Is that all four burners? Gas or electric, optional?

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

4th Edition had its merits, dammit!

The problem wasn’t how it ended, it was the execution (which was rushed and perfunctory).

That is a totally bullshit reductive take on the criticisms of the last season, and you know it. 

I want a Star Wars murder mystery. Directed by Rian Johnson. And starring Daniel Craig as the same Stormtrooper from The Force Awakens.

THANK THE FUCKING LORD