Triggered!

This is AMAZING. He doesn’t even look upset, just completely fucking dumbfounded.  

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Okay, but I’ll only countenance this if Madea is one of the moderators.

I can’t wait to watch Tyler Perry presents: The Tyler Perry Democratic Debates at Tyler Perry Studios, a division of Tyler Perry Inc.  (A Tyler Perry joint)

Say it enough and the words lose all meaning.  Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry.  

Literally any fucking mention of this stunt needs to center the fact that THE GOP INSISTED ON PRIVATE INTERVIEWS for this sort of shit.

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Sterilized as in being made unable to reproduce? Or sterilized as in exposing them to extreme temperatures to eliminate germs? Because either way, YES.

“We’re building a beautiful wall, a big one that really works, that you can’t get over, you can’t get under.”

Man, Uber will go to any lengths to get around labor law, won’t they?

Most people suck at driving in two dimensions. The only way we get flying cars is if they’re only flown by computers.

An overrated guy with one of the best of all time.

Now this is an old school Zelda player.

That’s how you know you’ve made it.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this