If Tom Brady is a fancy dog, then he’s an Afghan hound. Tall, pretty, very good at his specific job, but thick as a brick.  

If anything the people are poisoning the hats

Right - the guy who along with Peyton Manning was instrumental in getting the rules changed in the first place to allow the QB to have the game ball that they use on offense inflated to the pressure they prefer (within a specified range) couldn’t tell the difference between over inflated and under inflated footballs.

This is what happened when they put the rat in a WRX

The rats also felt none of the body panels lined up and the interior was too sparse.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

On the one hand, Loeb cancelled EMH because he felt it was too serialized for the target audience to “get” and insisted on dumbing down all the animated offerings. On the other hand, his time with Netflix oversaw some amazingly talented people behind the camera creating ambitiously dramatic stories.

Even Loeb’s TV was has been verrrry it or miss. I’m not gonna miss the guy’s influence.

What are you talking about?

thanks mom.

I too once lived in a cave for several years, do not recommend 

Yes...? Did you somehow manage to miss out on the Brony phenomenon? It was big and weird enough that it managed to get major media attention in the early to mid 2010's. It still exists, even if it's in a much smaller form.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

It’s not about how much severance you receive; it’s about how much copper wire you can get out of the building with.

C-3PO and L3-37 are cyberfucking in the Falcon.

Financial ruin?

Eric Trump’s score on Self-Awareness test was identical with his IQ: