Winston needs to stop with the terrible British accent.

What do you think is coursing through my veins right now?

Love the summon graphics in the 7 remake

Ok girls, put on your helmets and don’t tell your mother about this.

So are the shitty G/O Media masters now just bringing in freelancers on the promise that they can plug their shit for half a post as long as something goes up on the site?  How is this not marked as a fucking ad?

I heard they are upgrading to this:

I don’t know... after Cabin in the Woods, I wouldn’t mind seeing Fran Kranz fight the Evil Dead.

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

My Grandma thinks if he gets convicted we should get to burn him alive on national tv. Maybe during the Super Bowl.

Seriously. I hate that Splinter is gone and the sad thing is, I don’t miss it as much for their own posts as for the bulk of smart commenters who dug deeper and offered additional links and information. I can read the news anywhere, but I don’t dip into comment sections anywhere outside of the GMG...which I guess…

Its easy to do if you cut off the bottom of the mason jar. 

Then she made a venison stew that yielded far more leftovers than she’d anticipated. After six days, her husband rebelled.

Fitting all of your nail clippings into a mason jar, however, is pretty easy.

I know I’m not his target customer but Kanye’s design aesthetic is so drab and depressing I can’t fathom why anyone would buy his overpriced stuff. 

Are these hideous, overpriced Croc-knockoffs sold by a MAGA dipshit OK?

Please send all blank checks, money orders, cash, cocaine, or wigs to:

In totally unrelated news, I am currently crowdfunding for my own, 100% original game “Death Stranding”. Here is a screenshot of my game in progress:

Skip Skip and just pay attention to Rick.