So... your theory is more hardcore gamers are watching the Super Bowl than families? Instead of showing a boxing game to sports fans, show them the Dungeons & Dragons of video games?

“And while we’re at it, we need more fake buzzwords like Blast Processing! Maybe an edgy new mascot - nobody’s put sunglasses on a dog yet, right?”

“We took some unprecedented actions today due to the unprecedented obstruction on the part of our colleagues,” Sen. Hatch said in a statement. What does unprecedented mean again?

Not saying it’s a coup....(but it’s a coup)

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

This is how dictatorships begin and people are disappeared.

But, the poker game was hands down the least interesting thing in that movie. It’s not like anyone at all watched that movie to see a riveting poker sequence, or raved about it after.

Took me a minute but I see what you did there

Finishing the Kessel Run might actually be a neat way to open the film. But I suspect it’ll be full of meeting Chewie, meeting Lando, winning the Falcon in a card game... all the most boring, creatively vacant stuff that they assume fans really want to see.

“Wait...no weed though? Did they deflate footballs? No for either? Ok...Good.” - Roger Godell

lets chat call my cel @5p thx

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

let’s hope it’s a short chapter.

“Now that we talked about our 44th president Obama, we will come to our next president. President ******* was the 46th president of the US and someone who had some real trouble to get our country back on track.”

There’s an extension called “Stop coming to this website” that should help you out.

That’s the kind of thinking that got us into this mess.

The thing is, it’s not a chapter, the teacher is reciting it from memory... Farenheit 451 style.

If you need a safe space, there’s always Breitbart, snowflake.