The dinosaurs were so much better than the robots.

This little guy got me lost in a mall when I was 5 years old. I was in a department store with my mom and I had been playing with it on a pile of shirts or something and I walked away without it. Walked back to get it and got separated from my mom. Wasn’t too long until she found me sitting at one of the makeup…

My two favorites are definitely the Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog’s sidekick) pull string toy-copter (McD’s) & the Felix the Cat zoetrope (Wendy’s)

My favorite happy meal “toy” was not a toy, it was the plastic bucket the happy meals came in on special occasions.

you know I heard that dicklessness has been spanning fellers for quite a while now.

The smoothness of Ken’s genitals were modeled after Jim Spanfeller

“Stick to candy!”

Cutoff Jorts

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Yes, wholehearted fuck you as well.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Mitch McConnell looks like he’s on death’s doorstep.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

I was visiting family in the D.C. area for the 4th of July holiday week. One night, we went to see John Witherspoon who was performing at the D.C. Improv club. His set was about 90 minutes, and it was hilarious—but definitely for the grown folks. No videotaping/cell-phone taping allowed, so it doesn’t quite do…

Those jorts better be cargo! Otherwise the event will just be gauche.

Slash from G n' R ?