This is really classless and tasteless - no “Mustache Rides 50 cents” t-shirts?

I’d think gas, you can fit a little propane tank in the moon shoes. Electrical would get tough, depending on the venue. And I’ve always preferred gas as it’s what I grew up with. 

Man, I am fascinated by the idea of a stove-top hat. Is that all four burners? Gas or electric, optional?

Any of these qualifies for a “very fancy” wedding, as long as that wedding is in Austin.

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.

I believe this is best described as Mons Piton semi-formal

Starburns?

moon boots or nickelodeon moon shoes?

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The whole dog thing is because Trump is a sociopath. As a child or teenager, he would have tortured or killed them (he would harm children for fun as a teen which is what got him sent to military school). Dogs also tend to sense when someone is “off” and they probably act aggressive around him. It’s why he always…

I appreciate the commentariat keeping the email address alive. Despite the original post requesting respectful feedback, I fear I may have strayed from that directive. The terms “sackless cowards” and “kindly fuck off” may have been used.

I have no regrets. 

Triggered!

This is AMAZING. He doesn’t even look upset, just completely fucking dumbfounded.  

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Okay, but I’ll only countenance this if Madea is one of the moderators.

I can’t wait to watch Tyler Perry presents: The Tyler Perry Democratic Debates at Tyler Perry Studios, a division of Tyler Perry Inc.  (A Tyler Perry joint)

Say it enough and the words lose all meaning.  Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry.