you know I heard that dicklessness has been spanning fellers for quite a while now.

The smoothness of Ken’s genitals were modeled after Jim Spanfeller

“Stick to candy!”

Cutoff Jorts

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Yes, wholehearted fuck you as well.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Mitch McConnell looks like he’s on death’s doorstep.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

I was visiting family in the D.C. area for the 4th of July holiday week. One night, we went to see John Witherspoon who was performing at the D.C. Improv club. His set was about 90 minutes, and it was hilarious—but definitely for the grown folks. No videotaping/cell-phone taping allowed, so it doesn’t quite do…

Those jorts better be cargo! Otherwise the event will just be gauche.

I don’t want to be “that guy” but is there really such thing as a stove-top hat?

Slash from G n' R ? 

This is really classless and tasteless - no “Mustache Rides 50 cents” t-shirts?

I’d think gas, you can fit a little propane tank in the moon shoes. Electrical would get tough, depending on the venue. And I’ve always preferred gas as it’s what I grew up with. 

David, I wish to register a complaint. You’ve filed this story to Politics, but this is erroneous, as this is clearly a Sports Story.