I believe this is best described as Mons Piton semi-formal

Starburns?

moon boots or nickelodeon moon shoes?

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The whole dog thing is because Trump is a sociopath. As a child or teenager, he would have tortured or killed them (he would harm children for fun as a teen which is what got him sent to military school). Dogs also tend to sense when someone is “off” and they probably act aggressive around him. It’s why he always…

I appreciate the commentariat keeping the email address alive. Despite the original post requesting respectful feedback, I fear I may have strayed from that directive. The terms “sackless cowards” and “kindly fuck off” may have been used.

I have no regrets. 

Triggered!

This is AMAZING. He doesn’t even look upset, just completely fucking dumbfounded.  

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Okay, but I’ll only countenance this if Madea is one of the moderators.

I can’t wait to watch Tyler Perry presents: The Tyler Perry Democratic Debates at Tyler Perry Studios, a division of Tyler Perry Inc.  (A Tyler Perry joint)

Say it enough and the words lose all meaning.  Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry.  

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

Sterilized as in being made unable to reproduce? Or sterilized as in exposing them to extreme temperatures to eliminate germs? Because either way, YES.

“We’re building a beautiful wall, a big one that really works, that you can’t get over, you can’t get under.”

Man, Uber will go to any lengths to get around labor law, won’t they?