An overrated guy with one of the best of all time.

Now this is an old school Zelda player.

That’s how you know you’ve made it.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

Joe Westworld

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If Tom Brady is a fancy dog, then he’s an Afghan hound. Tall, pretty, very good at his specific job, but thick as a brick.  

If anything the people are poisoning the hats

Right - the guy who along with Peyton Manning was instrumental in getting the rules changed in the first place to allow the QB to have the game ball that they use on offense inflated to the pressure they prefer (within a specified range) couldn’t tell the difference between over inflated and under inflated footballs.

This is what happened when they put the rat in a WRX

The rats also felt none of the body panels lined up and the interior was too sparse.

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

I too once lived in a cave for several years, do not recommend 

Yes...? Did you somehow manage to miss out on the Brony phenomenon? It was big and weird enough that it managed to get major media attention in the early to mid 2010's. It still exists, even if it's in a much smaller form.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Eric Trump’s score on Self-Awareness test was identical with his IQ:

What do you think is coursing through my veins right now?