I want to star, cry, laugh uncomfortably, sigh, scream, use the fact that my father was born in Germany or grandparents in Poland to try to move to a different country...  

I am calling it now. Nuclear war within 6 months.

I know pretty much nothing about these two, but after these clips I kind of love them.

“We have three of the biggest celebrities,” Barrack argued, listing President Obama as number one, the city of D.C. as number two, and president-elect Donald Trump as number three

I hate the man for beating the Cowboys, but Aaron Rogers had never uttered a single unkind or self-aggrandizing thing that I know of. And if you are in a place where you can shed a tear, check out this example of what he does when asked: http://www.tmj4.com/sports/green-bay-packers/aaron-rodgers-surprises-madison-kidne…

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

There’s also a rumor flying around that the Rodgerses (ugh) are hard line Christians and took issue with the fact that Munn is of Asian descent. So very Christian of them if true.

I have a close friend who chose his husband over his homophobic Trump voting batshit family. Unfortunately, he’s not a quarterback for an NFL team so he’s not getting any press.

Caitlyn Jenner has Republican Stockholm syndrome. What the hell is wrong with her? The GOP want nothing to do with her. If they do, it’s for a sleazy photo op to prove liberals wrong about being introllerant.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

He’s wearing smart people glasses though.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

I’ll take a Freelancer-esque anything at this point.

Ohhhh DAMN

HOLY SHIT! Please let that be the disaster I dream it will be!

Tiffany might be able to squeak out a little more from the budget as a “Performer”

I’ll not be called out so, sirrah!

However could Aerith be Pink Diamond when anyone who’s bothered to watch Steven Universe knows that the Diamonds are the distilled essence of Jem and the Holograms after they performed the Ritual of Ribald Rumination with Bucky O’Hare and Marshall Bravestarr?

Cripes. Next you’ll be…

Thank you so much for not posting the spoilers directly. And also for not putting the spoilers in the headline. Or the graphic. Or the lead. Or any of the other places other Gizmodo Media writers like to put the spoilers where people who don’t want to see spoilers end up seeing them unintentionally. Please tell your…

Dumbledore is rosebud!!!