Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

Watch the Super Bowl Sans-Cable

Watch the Super Bowl Sans-Cable

Ha! I never thought of that. The Pokedex entrees aren’t from any professor but some asshole ghost who’s currently fucking with everyone.

A thousand stars to this ^

Specifically, it’s good that she’s suing.

“McKinney prides itself in cultivating the highest standards of training and professionalism for our officers, and it strongly believes that its standards and training will withstand legal challenge.”

the former officer violated her constitutional rights by using excessive force.

If I were on the jury, I’d award her ten million after watching the video. There was zero professionalism there. Just an angry, scared little man with a gun.

There is a video showing the officer abusing an unarmed child in a bathing suit. It’s a very clear, high-def video. Publicly available. And somehow the department is still defending this guy.

HE HAS PEOPLE SKILLS

“Hell, I’ll train a buffalo to play football. Just let me sleep in the equipment shed and slaughter one to see me through the winter and we’ll get along just fine.”

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

What do we want?!

Low enough for him to trip over, resulting in another torn ACL.

#IsRG3Elite