Trump literally can’t read, so he may have just been paraphrasing
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I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.
My Trumpkin “friend” has my Facebook feed plastered with Hero Trump and Pray for Trump craziness. She must just sit there hours liking a blog posts. I tried telling a commenter that there was no gun. Apparently that’s just what the media WANTS us to think.
Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.
I don’t pray often being agnostic but I pray to everything holy for this shit show to just be over. If Trump becomes a martyr I am going to kill whoever is responsible twice.
No shit. Teddy Roosevelt took one in the chest and didn’t even cut the speech short. Be a man, pussy.
I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?
honestly, trump is a cuck for having security in the first place. take your threats like a man, you coward.
That’s nice, Francis.
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Aww, I love Amelia Bedelia.
She was never on the plane to begin with. She let the plane take off with a dummy pilot, assumed a fake identity, and lived out the rest of her life peacefully as a pottery painter in Des Moines.
I’m going to set up a robocall to try and get a date. If I can get my message out to 194,000 people, someone’s gotta take me up on the offer, right?
When I asked Johnson, a corporate lawyer, why he referred to himself as a farmer, he replied:
Step One: Cut a hole in a box.
In Colorado you can track your ballot after it’s mailed - you get a notification when it’s received by the post office and then another notification when it’s received and counted by the clerk. It’s an amazingly efficient and transparent system. So by all means, Trumpies, fuck up and invalidate your ballot by voting…
