Here’s a start to the party...

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.

Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.

You paint with words, friend.

I don’t know - I like neither man but you can still respect the lip-chapping dedication involved. I wouldn’t have the stomach to work my tongue smooth on Trump’s sulphurous, orange peel ass.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

you didn’t click through to read those articles did you? because one takes a handful of anecdotes that are almost all instances of clerical errors or mistakes involving generic sounding names of some dead people, and calls them “potential” fraud in a city with millions of legit votes cast over the decades.

That’s what Trump wants, not what rational people want! Civil wars are not as fun as they seem...

The cherry on top would be the republicans having the 1981 consent decree extended over Trump’s “poll watcher” (a.k.a. voter intimidation) program. The DNC files a motion in federal court, and it’s likely the RNC will be held in contempt. I think that would also be an outstanding and ironic outcome.

Funny? Or likely? I’m going to go with likely. Yet another reminder that dog-whistles have consequences.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

So, 31/billion is not “common”. “Who cares?” Well, the people hysterically and falsely claiming a high rate of voter fraud seem to care, and they also seem to be the only ones committing voter fraud.

“It occurs all over the place, sadly.”

Citation needed.

that is all...

She looks like how my dog looks when I try to show him a funny video about another dog.

Anthony Weiner’s Dong Tipped The FBI Off About New Clinton Emails

The emails were not from Hillary, not from her server, not from her investigation. They were not marked classified, the FBI is merely investigating if there was any classified information in them. There is no indication that there was classified information in them.

Comey is merely informing Congress that they’re…

Hey, gotta do whatever we can to make this race appear close down the stretch!

THEY ARE NOT REOPENING THE INVESTIGATION! Stop with these misleading headlines and read Comey’s actual letter, a portion of which you posted here.