Talk about burying the lede...

They keep him locked in the basement with only Chris Christie for company.

Arrow’s flashback scenes are the only reason I watch the show.

It will go like thhis:

try around 7 miles...

“Someone get me Charlton Heston’s corpse, pronto.”

interviewing our own stacey dash!

He’ll probably be doing a celebrity show on Fox News interviewing only conservative celebrities.

Plus they let WOMEN vote now! Yet another way this election is rigged for the democrats!

Now the real thing; it’s almost not even parody, anymore.

Billy “Look[s] forward to what lies ahead”?

Absolutely... that’s his main defense. “Look at the Romney election in Philadelphia, not one single vote for Romney in Certain Areas! Must be fraud!” The GOP can’t even grasp the idea that there are enclaves that’ll vote 100% Democrat.... if you tell them it’s because black people just don’t like them, no no no, can’t…

The proportionally sized edition is $3,500.

After the last two, why would anyone bother?

First candidate to protest election results before they’ve started. Wotta maroon.

Step 1: Turn on TV

I honestly have such a hard time with those!

It’s crazy when you can’t tell the difference between Masshole James’s fake Drumpf tweets and the real ones.

That tweet illustrates one of many problems with Trump’s asinine line of reasoning: Because a bunch of morons in support of him believe it, it must be true.