Stop reading Facebook rumors. Everybody knows the failures are because they build the factory on an Indian burial ground. How they even FOUND one in Korea is a bit of a mystery, but somehow, they did it.

That’s fucking Garfield. They put fucking Garfield in the game.

“You’re watching the television. Suddenly, you notice there’s a wasp on your arm.”

WHY ARE RICH PEOPLE SO TACKY. CAN SOMEONE TEACH THEM SOMETHING ABOUT STYLE?!

Bigots are big on trying to convince their critics that “this is how everyone is, you guys!” You’re right; it’s not boy talk. It’s sugar coated misogyny trying to disguise itself as something it’s not, and there are plenty of ignoramuses out there that believe the lie. And not in a good X Files kinda way, either.

tried to watch Melania interview, she looks like a Stepford wife with Stockholm syndrom and lying

That’s what they call sex.

I hate all the “boys talk” about “girls” and “dirty and bad stuff.” We’re talking about a then 59-year-old man bragging about sexual assault, not 7-year-old Donny yelling the word “penis!!” at Nancy on the playground because little Billy told him to.

“Did someone say Kampf?”

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

They rehearsed her lines while they stood in the booth getting sprayed together, holding bronze hands.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

I can’t wait until we perfect fusion so we can not build it anywhere.

Who do you elect? The Presidential candidate, or the fucking clown.

The email one.

It’s funny how it took until now for this to come out. Why not before now? Huh? Just another mountain looking to cash in

“I don’t want to hear that. We wanted to have a good night without distractions with the politics,” said Bryon Nfinger.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Hey, free drone!