“What IS it, Doctor?”
“Doctor, what IS it?”
“WHAT is it. Doctor?”

Too many Skittles. Alternate between Skittles and M&M’s every dose.

I love taking pills! I’m still waiting for food in pill form.

“Grab it by the peak.”

“People ask me, gosh, what was it like to conquer Mount Everest? Well I did not conquer Mount Everest. She lifted her skirt and I got in there and got a peek and it was really cool.”

Too bad that flag in the middle didn’t load.

And if you told me the final score of the game in question, I would have assumed you were talking about a video game and not real life.

The photo is just ok, Barry. Can’t you see the greyscale in the middle-left towards the bottom?

I would hope, given how lifelike they can make Coulson’s hand look now, not to mention the LMD’s, digital masks, etc., that they remembered that Deathlok might need some cosmetic changes as well.

The assertion that it’s impossible that Romney received no votes in 2012 from certain divisions of Philadelphia has been debunked several times by several places.

lol, says the fuckstain who somehow managed to get elected in librul meccah New York City with all those dead Democrats voting against him.

The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

I’m sorry, but this is plain wrong. Iron Man was a risk—gambling the future of their nascent film company on a then C-list character. Making the Incredible Hulk almost simultaneously (they came out the same summer) was a risk—if Iron Man had done poorly, they were almost certainly dead in the water. Crossing…

Ellie, who is this person? Is he your Dad?

If this was a fanfic it would be written with lots of misspelled words, capslock, bad punctuation and “loose” instead of “lose” all the way through it.

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

toxic nachismo

Why is everyone British now?