OK I’m starring every single post in this thread.

Yeah, that joke isn’t getting old at all.

Look, I’m going to see it for Wonder Woman and Jason Momoa, but Ezra Miller is #NotMyFlash. And I know I’ll be seething every time he’s onscreen.

MAYOR: *dies*

In a related story, the entire Fox News staff has been let go for their lack of decent coverage of Donald Trump.

Oh, she’s resting. Like a lion rests in the bush, right before taking down a water buffalo.

“That’s SUPER stupid fuck jesus christ to you, citizen”

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

MAYOR OF CITYPLACE, AMERICA: oh god all the people are dead

Yep.

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

We know DC’s track record has been a huge point of contention but, Snyder and crew have made one thing very clear with Justice League: They want it to be fun.

it’s not loading for me. damn it!

Donald Trump only got onto the Quidditch team because his daddy bought them new brooms.

What Trump calls “resting” is actually what the rest of us call a good night sleep, so we can be refreshed and alert for our duties and responsibilities.

Trump is the college bro who brags about passing a class with a C even though he “didn’t even study.”

Humans are omnivores; by evolutionary nature we eat meat; it’s part of the natural way of things.

Do (especially americans) tend to over-do it? Yup.

But...it’s part of our diet.

Do you rage against the lion that kills the gazelle for senseless violence and animal murder?

Do you support people like the mother who is now…