Donald Trump never said that. We had a mass funeral for all the stem cells.

Could be fun... but it also kinda look like a web browser Flash game... I’ll keep my eyes open for this one, but I’m not getting my hopes up.

If indentured servitude was good enough for my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather to make it in this country, then it should be good enough for me! I’m sure that’s what he’d want for his family 300 years after he died.

There’s going to be an overweight woman who begins a question with “I’ve been at the same minimum wage job for 5 years, and I was really offended when you said”

Hey, HEY. Show some respect. That’s a Wharton business school grad you’re talking about!

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God…

LOL I could just see him showing up at the White House the day after the election ready to “make America great again.”

Mr. Trump, can you promise me that college graduates up to their eyeballs in debt will have jobs making iPhones in shitty work environments?

I call bullshit.

So he’s gonna get creamed at this next town hall debate, right?

Standard Trump response to any question asked about what he’s going to do about X issue:

Im so glad im past military service age so I dont have to worry about fighting the wars this idiot is going to start.

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

His answers here show how the Republicans, In the matter of just a couple of election cycles, are no longer the party of fiscal conservatism. Instead they are simply a party of extreme xenophobia and isolationism. Their primary guiding principle is America uber alles.

Kiefer’s liver wishes that Kiefer would care just a little bit.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

I love the Sonic guys.

Based on what I know about rockets, it looks like the funny voice air started getting out, which caused the fire to come out of the wrong places:

“Billy Long” sound like a fake name you use to check into a Vegas hotel with a hooker.

Fage pays minimum wage and doesn’t give paid leave.