Not to be outdone, Donald Trump went full Hermione Grainger last night and told a crowd of Nevadans that it’s pronounced “nuh-VAA-daa.”
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“I can see Santa Fe from my house!”
His tongue is inside his mouth, so improvement?
Except this is Trump, so a medium-ish handful would only be a fry. At most.
Could have been one hell of a BCO story.
Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.
Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?
Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?
The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.
Guys. Guys? Guys.
So in other words: be bad at what you love doing and you’ll never work a day in your life because you’re banned by the government?
When you are really bad at a thing and you love doing that thing so much that you can’t stop, there’s no limit to your potential amount or severity of failures.
It’s gotta be Jerruah. “This is my stage.” Sounds exactly like something he would say.
oh yeah I guess there’s more than one. I was going for the Jerry - he of the Dallas Cowboys
I keep oscillating back and forth between “It’s gotta be Jerry” and “No it can’t be Jerry that’s way too obvious”
Well thats what happens when you program your driverless car to drive the same as the local residents. It drives like an asshat like everyone else.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is more qualified than trump, johnson and stein.
I will gladly drop acid and take a swim in a sensory deprivation tank to travel to a parallel Earth with tears in the fabric of reality threatening my daily existence if it means not experiencing this 2016 election.