And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

So you pretended to cover the Braves for the press for a year, so what? Craig Wilson pretended to play for the Braves for a year month and change.

How many of those people have a ‘Calvin pissing on something’ sticker on their truck’s back window/tailgate? How many would ever see the irony in that?

bah male or female its just adorable.

Did people have this trouble with Braixen too? She’s basically the Pokemon version of an anime magical-girl, wand and skirt and all.

Oooh. That I can see. Rory ends up with Kirk, obviously.

I blame scary clowns, and Stephen King.

And I looked and beheld a pale man, with skin like the belly of a slug. In his right hand he held a machete, and in his left hand he held the decapitated head of a cheetah from a game reserve in Africa. And lo, his name was Eric.

Does Eric have some sort of facial paralysis? Every picture of him, all I can think of is this:

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

It comes down to stamina.

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.

Wait...but...I thought...Canadians...

I think TXDOT uses it now. Agree to disagree, tho.

$55k, in fact. The deal was for a straight 50/50 split of both advance and royalties with no NDA attached, because Trump is a fucking moron who doesn’t actually understand deals.

Donald Trump has gone after veterans, firefighters, religious people, midwesterners, POWs, and even babies. Even he knows not to fuck with Michelle Obama. There’s some dull flickering impulse of self preservation in the darkest corners of his lizard brain whose only purpose is to discourage him from making this one…

Has Trump said anything about Michelle at all? I would be really surprised if he decided to target her specifically (uh, people love her), which may be why she feels comfortable speaking out so strongly against him. Of course, she also probably couldn’t care less about what he says, so there’s also that.

To Donald Trump and Family, the GOP, and their supporters,