it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

And for the love of God, don’t ask the White House about these fake clowns.

That gif will haunt my dreams as well as my waking hours.

First, it’s not Cowboys Stadium. It’s Texas Stadium. Second, people in Dallas are still crying about J.R., not T.O.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Clive Owen, the suavest motherfucker on Earth. 

But both Trump and Palin think it is a great idea so it can’t be bad!

“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.

Her campaign can’t do anything right.

He has very bendy fingers. *tries to do that with my fingers*

I know that Biden is not the VP this time around but given his reaction yesterday in regards to Trump’s comments, for everything I have, I wish beyond wishes that he was in tonight’s VP debate.

oh my god WAS LOCHTE THE INSIDE MAN?

it’s doctor hoooo

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

I’m actually looking forward to the premiere of Better Call Sean.

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

Looks exactly like an iPhone. Pretty lame in my opinion. The color scheme, antenna bands/location, cameras etc are all exactly the same. Really imaginative..