it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

And for the love of God, don’t ask the White House about these fake clowns.

That gif will haunt my dreams as well as my waking hours.

First, it’s not Cowboys Stadium. It’s Texas Stadium. Second, people in Dallas are still crying about J.R., not T.O.

Or a clumsy proctologist

Clive Owen, the suavest motherfucker on Earth. 

But both Trump and Palin think it is a great idea so it can’t be bad!

“Stomping on a team logo” not only shouldn’t be a penalty, it should be specifically encouraged. Then we can eject anyone upset by it from adulthood.

Her campaign can’t do anything right.

oh my god WAS LOCHTE THE INSIDE MAN?

it’s doctor hoooo

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

I’m actually looking forward to the premiere of Better Call Sean.

Surely you understand that the OP clearly wasn’t calling all servicepeople bigots, only those who support Trump? Because at this point, there is no other reason to support him unless you like his racism/sexism/Islamophobia, no matter how people talk around their reasoning.

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

“The media continues to operate as the propaganda arm of Hillary Clinton as they took Mr. Trump’s words out of context”

I just got a new e-mail solicitation asking for $50 to fight the cease and desist order, I’m giving 100, assuming that expired coupons can be substituted for legal tender.

It must suck when you are forced to be the public (orange) face for Trump and postulate that this is a conspiracy.